Spyro and the Blue Witch

[roblucci]

Rating: for All.
Category: Comical-Adventure

Notes: Yay, its the fanfiction where my OC Hi-Hy-Ena Jackal makes her first appearance, with another OC called Dara Crafter (a pun, omg). Translation from Italian by... Well, me. I think her name sounds better in english, because its a pun.
The italian fandom isn't very popular, and no one reads my Spyro-fanfics. Maybe I should put this in my DA, too... I hope you'll like this.

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Spyro: -Are you sure that this place is... Is infested only by Rhynocs and mummies?-
Dara: -Yeah, I'm sure! Why?-

Dara Crafter is a fennec fox. She always wear short explorer's trousers and a white, simple top. She has a black, long braid of hairs and her tail is bound like a ponytail.

Spyro: -I hear some strange laughters! Like... Like someone's being strangled!-
Dara: -Oh, we're on the right way, then! My poor cousin... I will save you!-

Dara asked Spyro to accompany her in the Haunted Tomb level, in the Midnight Mountain world. She lost her cousin, and they are in that place to found her.

Spyro: -Oh, poor her! I hope she's ok!-
Dara: -Yeah, I hope it so, too! Oh, poor, poor little cousin... She drank too much coffee, and now she's more crazy than before...-
Spyro: -... Too much coffee?!-
Dara: -Yeah, that's right. She's a strange witch, and she's not even of my same race...-
Spyro: -Then, how she can be your cousin?-
Dara: -Her family adopted me. I am very grateful to them... But they are a bunch of...-

*Earthquake*

Spyro: -WAT-
Dara: -Spyro, is 'what', not 'wat'-
Spyro: -I know! But, wHat was that?!-
Dara: -The earthquake... The situation is dangerous! Hurry up!-
Spyro: -O... Ok!-

Deep in the tomb's darkest depth's, a tall creature is on a cyclette. The ones that people use for sport's trainings, you know.
The creature is human-like, with blue fur, reptilian tail with a gold ankh cross on the tip. She wears only some white clothes, gold jewels and SHE has large jackal ears. The eyes have a strange tic, a maniacal expression and a large grin. Black lips and hairs, she was drooling infront of a little... Bag of coffee. Someone has bound a bag of coffee on her ankh-tail, and now she wants to catch it, not realizing that she was not actually moving.

Dara: -COUSINNNNN!!!-
: -HIHIHIHIHI!!!! MOAR COFFEEEHH!!!-

Spyro ran to the creature: she was pedaling so fast that he would be not surprised if the exercise bike would fly at any moment.

Spyro: -Oh, uh... What's your name?-
: -HIHIHIHI!!! Hi-Hy...-
Spyro: -... Yeees?-
: -HY-ENA JACKAL, YAH LITTOL' LIZURD!!!-
Spyro: -Dara, what she did said?-
Dara: -My name is Hi-Hy-Ena Jackal, you little lizard-
Hi-Hy-Ena: -LIV ME ALUN! YOU DON'T SEE THAT MY SOUL IS ON FYIARRR?!-
Dara: -Now Spyro, leave plan and without sudden movements...-
Spyro: -But... You said that we have to rescue her!-
Dara: -Yes, but...-
Hi-Hy-Ena: -GIVE ME MOAR COFFEEE!!!-
Spyro: -We have to stop this 'coffee madness'!-
Dara: -NO! Its too dangerous! She can kill you!-
Spyro: -I don't care! We have to save her!-

*Spyro burns the coffee*

Dara: -WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! MISFORTUNE! MISFORTUNE!!!-
Spyro: -It was just a coffee bag!-
Dara: -No... For Hyena, it was THE coffee bag... Her Holy Grail!!!-
Hi-Hy-Ena: -MEIN COFFEE!!! YOU!!!-
Dara: -RUNNN!!!-
Spyro: -I have a better idea!-

*Take from nothing Moneybags*

Moneybags: -Oh, hi Spyro! I founded a dragon egg and...-
Dara&Spyro: -Goooodbye-
Moneybags: -What the...-

*CENSORED PART! BLOOD AND MATURE CONTENT*

Hi-Hy-Ena: -Awdfgdsfgih! Its my lovely couZin and a puVple draggeh-

*Hi-Hy-Ena hugs Spyro, more like she's trying to choke him*

Spyro: -Ta... TAKE ME DOWN!-
Dara: -Well, Spyro saved you!-
Hi-Hy-Ena: -OHAI! I'm happei that you rescuedz me!-
Dara: -Seems that now YOU need to be saved, Spyro-

-END

[blaze]

X3 Tee heez. I like your writings I think they are interesting in many ways. I like the ending the most =D